Of course we all know that the Romans named the month after
Augustus Caesar. That pretty much falls under the realm of common knowledge. It
happened during 8 BCE,
and was changed because apparently a lot of good things happened to him this
month. But August
wasn’t his real name. He changed it to that because he literally wanted to call
himself venerable. Not really a
surprise that a Caesar would want to call himself that. And it is where we get
the word august, though we don’t really use it that much anymore. But it’s
related to augment and that’s still popular.
I wonder how famous you have to be to get a month named
December two thousand frigging ten, in other words the year I started this blog. Said post, as was typical of my early rambley posts, prattled on about books and forgetting the key to my mom’s house and having to creatively think of a way in. I sure as hell didn’t share any fitness resources. Apparently they don’t think people will check. Which…yeah, spam all over.
Things I can’t help but notice:
“Data-backed study” as opposed to all those studies without any data.
What usage of fitness and food related posts? How are they being used? You might as well say it’s a study of water posts on Facebook.
Fitness and Food are capitalized. Instagram is not. I find this curious.
Also, looking up the website Morgan Reiner is emailing me from indicates that it’s no longer in use. Fitnessgoals.com is still a site, but it’s “About Us” section reveals very little about who’s actually running it. Overall, shady as hell.
What do you think, audience? Do you find it valuable? What do you think this Morgan Reiner is after?
And I think it’s the last part? For now? Maybe? Unless I
think up some more fruit to etymologize and do a surprise sequel down the road.
Melon showed up in the late fourteenth century from the Old Frenchmelon, so no big changes there. Before
there it was the Medieval Latinmelonem, and classical Latinmelopeponem, which is…a kind of
pumpkin. Wait, there are kinds of
pumpkins? Well, Latin stole it from the Greek melopepon, gourd melon. Oh, and the melon is from the pepon part of the word.
Melon was actually a word for apple, when it wasn’t being used as a generic
word for fruit. Just like apple!
Just water + melon, named in the early seventeenth century.
Because it’s full of watery juice. In French, it’s melon d’eau. Water melon. No
one’s even trying to be original.
Honeydew showed up in the late sixteenth century.
But not as a melon. That wasn’t until 1916, for some reason. Before that it was
just something sticky and sweet on plants. Weird that they named the melon
after it, though. I never thought of honeydews as particularly sweet or sticky.
Cantaloupe showed up in 1739 from
French, which took it from the Italian cantalupo,
named for the place where the melons were first grown in Europe. Damn, melons
have boring name origins.
Pumpkin showed up in the mid seventeenth century as an alternation from pompone/pumpion.
It comes from the Middle Frenchpompon and classical Latin peponem, which…looks awfully familiar.
Yes, it’s from pepon, too. Sooooo pumpkin means melon. Where the hell did the K
Why do I do this? Is a good question that never comes up in my weird searches, although you’d think it would.
What is a fidget spinner. I think my mom must have written this one.
Three of these I ask myself every day. I’ve never heard of “how can anyone tell you”. I guess it’s a song?
Honestly, if it wasn’t for autocorrect I would never be able to spell any of these. Except actually. I got that one down. I’m pretty good with congratulations, but every now and then my fingers hit d instead of t. It just sounds like a d, you know?
Now I’m wondering why the hell somebody’s poop is green. Maybe it’s from the snakes that make your right ear ring.
And now we clearly just have people who don’t understand the way the internet has changed businesses. As well as people who didn’t have to sit through School House Rock when they were kids. It wouldn’t surprise me if there was a lot of overlap between those groups.